Kettle!

You called me lame because I dont keep a kite and a frisbee in my car and bring them around all the time.

=.="

And no, I've never asked a total stranger in a park (or a beach for that matter) to play frisbee with me before.

No, I've never had a very close friend whom I cherish who happened to be a schizophrenic (Ummm, no, I wouldn't exactly call Barefoot schizophrenic)

No, I still cant take my underwear off while fully clothed. I know that you take particular pride in the fact that you could take your bra off while fully clothed. (Your exact gibe was: Quote - "Hahaaa!! I'm smarter than u then! I figured out my tricks years ago.." - Unquote). Well, I'm still working on my "tricks". Maybe if I succeed, we could be a circus.

No, I've never helped my friends to do their write-ups (I, would laugh at their misery instead) and end up with only a few hours of sleep for myself.

No, I've never approached an unknown kampung kid squatting by a big longkang looking at the fishes down there. And actually asked them to bring their fishing rod tomorrow. And actually meet up with them tomorrow to fish by the big longkang.

I find it amusing that you called me weird. Sweetheart, I'm this close (Scowling, showing index finger and thumb 0.5cm apart) to calling you a kettle.

And I'm perilously close (scowling, showing index finger and thumb 0.5cm apart) to make this into my personal blog because I'm too lazy to start one.

ass.

i dont agree that most usefully despicable words that begin with s have only 4 letters. there's always stupid. and sidney. and suffixes of said 4 letter words.

wanted to post this on fb and should have. still feel angry.

(and no before u ask there are no new developments in the stupid shitty sidney sucks saga. it's just that periodically i waste too much time and appetite thinking about him. n the appendage. what the fuck are they doing in kuching.)

Because of a certain body's refusal to listen to the people, and their persistence in continuing with said rare metal earth plant plans, I'm going to die of cancer. I give it two years.

Fuck this shit. Seriously.

"All rice, all rice!"

"One for the money, and the free rice~"

• At least that's how I thought the song goes for many, many years.


• I just realised I was ludicrously wrong today.


• Thank goodness this "blurness" didn't turn into a full fledged embarrassment for me.


• Which, often, isn't the case.

Warning! dirty issue ahead!

I have toilet issues. So here are the few Golden rules when using the toilet.

1. Thou shall flush whatever crap that thou have left in the toilet bowl.

2. Thou shall wait until all the crap is flushed down before leaving the toilet.

3. If thy crap is not cleaned with the first flush, thou shall flush the toilet a few times until it is clean.

4. If there is no water, thou shall take thy business somewhere else.

5. If there is no water, but there is water from the garden tape outside, thou shall clean thy crap up.

6. Thou shall not use my hand soap till its finished. It's MINE.

And here's the random observation: do you notice that chinese people can be so fucking dirty?

( not the G5 housemates of course) but the K-town housemates. Seriously!

i think the great eagle just scared the rest of us from blogging.

My Corner

I've been hiding at the obscure dark corner of my manufacturing store again. And I noticed that the frequency of me doing this is increasing a bit. Bad. It means I'm tired and am doing lots of thinking.


The thing is, it's a very nice place to just crouch and let my mind run blank. It's dark, quiet and peaceful. And I think I'm sort of a claustrophillic; if there's such a word (now, you're the fourth person who knows this, I think). It's a reserved retreat for my weary mind and soul.


Yesterday though, was the first time someone switched on the lights. I instinctively stood up and peered at the corner. It was two of my student dispensers. Still in stupor, I just approached them smiling,and said the first thing in my mind, "adik nak cari apa?". They answered something intelligent but it didn't really register in my mind. So I just walked away. I think they were quite freaked out. (yes, their eyes were a few cm's bigger)


An epiphany though; there's no greater uniting force than a common adversary. And that's because humans are all predisposed to be selfish.