Tuesday, 29 March 2011

Warning! dirty issue ahead!

I have toilet issues. So here are the few Golden rules when using the toilet.

1. Thou shall flush whatever crap that thou have left in the toilet bowl.
2. Thou shall wait until all the crap is flushed down before leaving the toilet.
3. If thy crap is not cleaned with the first flush, thou shall flush the toilet a few times until it is clean.
4. If there is no water, thou shall take thy business somewhere else.
5. If there is no water, but there is water from the garden tape outside, thou shall clean thy crap up.
6. Thou shall not use my hand soap till its finished. It's MINE.

And here's the random observation: do you notice that chinese people can be so fucking dirty?
( not the G5 housemates of course) but the K-town housemates. Seriously!

Monday, 28 March 2011

i think the great eagle just scared the rest of us from blogging.

Friday, 18 March 2011

My Corner

I've been hiding at the obscure dark corner of my manufacturing store again. And I noticed that the frequency of me doing this is increasing a bit. Bad. It means I'm tired and am doing lots of thinking.


The thing is, it's a very nice place to just crouch and let my mind run blank. It's dark, quiet and peaceful. And I think I'm sort of a claustrophillic; if there's such a word (now, you're the fourth person who knows this, I think). It's a reserved retreat for my weary mind and soul.


Yesterday though, was the first time someone switched on the lights. I instinctively stood up and peered at the corner. It was two of my student dispensers. Still in stupor, I just approached them smiling,and said the first thing in my mind, "adik nak cari apa?". They answered something intelligent but it didn't really register in my mind. So I just walked away. I think they were quite freaked out. (yes, their eyes were a few cm's bigger)


An epiphany though; there's no greater uniting force than a common adversary. And that's because humans are all predisposed to be selfish.