Warning! dirty issue ahead!

I have toilet issues. So here are the few Golden rules when using the toilet.

1. Thou shall flush whatever crap that thou have left in the toilet bowl.

2. Thou shall wait until all the crap is flushed down before leaving the toilet.

3. If thy crap is not cleaned with the first flush, thou shall flush the toilet a few times until it is clean.

4. If there is no water, thou shall take thy business somewhere else.

5. If there is no water, but there is water from the garden tape outside, thou shall clean thy crap up.

6. Thou shall not use my hand soap till its finished. It's MINE.

And here's the random observation: do you notice that chinese people can be so fucking dirty?

( not the G5 housemates of course) but the K-town housemates. Seriously!